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[PIKSI-L] Using the Internet for Dummies

From "Hendarwin Hendarwin" <HHENDAR @ somewhere.in.the.world>
Date Thu, 27 Jan 2000 09:48:16 +0700
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>13 Things Everyone Using the Internet Should Know
>
>   1. Big companies don't do business via chain letter.
>Bill Gates is not giving you $1000, and Disney is not
>giving you a free vacation. There is
>no baby food company issuing class-action checks. MTV
>will not give you backstage passes if you forward
>something to the most people.
>You can relax - there is no need to pass it on just in
>case it's true.  Furthermore, just because someone
>said in the message, four generations
>back, that we checked it out and it's legit,does not
>actually make it true.
>
>   2. There is no kidney theft ring in New Orleans. No
>one is waking up in a bathtub full of ice, even if a
>friend of a friend swears it happened to
>their cousin. If you are hell-bent on believing the
>kidney-theft ring stories, please see:
>http://urbanlegends.tqn.com/library/weekly/aa062997.htm
>   And I quote: The National Kidney Foundation has
>repeatedly issued requests for
>actual victims of organ thieves to come forward and
>tell their stories.  None have. That's none as in
>zero. Not even your friend's cousin.
>
>  3. Neiman Marcus doesn't really sell a $200 cookie
>recipe. And even if they do, we all have it. And even
>if you don't, you can get a copy at:
>http://www.bl.net/forwards/cookie.html  Then, if you
>make the recipe, decide the cookies are that awesome,
>feel free to pass the recipe on.
>
>  4. We all know all 500 ways to drive your roommates
>crazy, irritate coworkers, gross out bathroom stall
>neighbors and creep out people on
>an elevator. We also know exactly how many engineers,
>college students, Usenet posters and people from each
>and every world ethnicity it
>takes to change a light bulb.
>
>   5. If the latest NASA rocket disaster(s) DID contain
>plutonium that went to particulate over the eastern
>seaboard, do you REALLY think
>this information would reach the public via an AOL
>chain-letter?
>
>6. There is no Good Times virus. In fact, you should
>never, ever, ever forward any email containing any
>virus warning unless you first confirm
>it at an actual site of an actual company that
>actually deals with  viruses. Try:
>http://www.norton.com  And even then, don't forward
>it. We
>don't care. And you cannot get a virus from a flashing
>IM or email, you have to download....ya know, like a
>FILE
>
>  7. If your CC: list is regularly longer than the
>actual content of your message, you're probably going
>to Hell.
>
>  8. If you're using Outlook, I.E., or Netscape to
>write email, turn off the HTML encoding. Those of us
>on Unix shells can't read it, and don't
>care enough to save the attachment and then view it
>with a web browser,since you're probably forwarding us
>a copy of the Neiman Marcus
>Cookie Recipe anyway.
>
>9. If you still absolutely MUST forward that
>10th-generation message from a friend, at least have
>the decency to trim the eight miles of
>headers showing everyone else who's received it over
>the last 6 months. It sure wouldn't hurt to get rid of
>all the +ACIAIg- (or the +ADw-)
>that begin each line. Besides, if it has gone around
>that many times - we've probably already seen
>it. This is my favourite one. I'm not trying to be
>rude everyone,  but PLEASE LEARN HOW TO COPY AND PASTE
>
>
>10. Craig Shergold (or Sherwood, or Sherman, etc.) in
>England is not dying of cancer or anything else at
>this time and would like everyone to
>stop sending him their business cards. He apparently
>is also no longer a little boy either.
>
>11. The Make a Wish foundation is a real organization
>doing fine work, but they have had to establish a
>special toll free hotline in response to
>the large number of Internet hoaxes using their good
>name and reputation. It is distracting them from the
>important work they do.
>
>12. If you are one of those insufferable idiots who
>forwards anything that promises something bad will
>happen if you don't,  then something
>bad will happen to you if I ever meet you in a dark
>alley.
>
>  13. Women really are suffering in Afghanistan, and
>PBS and NEA funding are still vulnerable to attack
>(although not at the present time) but
>forwarding an email won't help either cause in the
>least. If you want to help, contact your local
>legislative representative, or get in touch with
>Amnesty International or the Red Cross.
>
>As a general rule, email signatures are easily faked
>and mean nothing to anyone with any power to do
>anything about whatever the petition is
>complaining about. (PS There is no bill pending before
>Congress that will allow long distance companies to
>charge you for long distance when
>using the Internet.)
>
>Bottom Line ... composing Email or posting something
>on the Net is as easy as writing on the walls of a
>public restroom. Don't automatically
>believe it unless it's proven true...ASSUME it's
>false, unless there is proof  that it's true.
>
>Got it?
>
>Good
>
>Now, COPY AND PASTE this message to ten friends and
>you will win the Publishers Clearing House
>sweepstakes, get your old girlfriend
>back, get jumped by that hot chick you don't have guts
>to say hi to, your car will  run fine for the next ten
>years even though your afraid to
>check the oil cause you don't want to know how bad it
>is, get that credit card to make your
>bad credit worse, make that funny growth go away, and
>so on.  HE.. HE..
>


Note from me :
1. It will be nicer (less time to open, less money to spend) if we can send
e-mail with plain-text contain only, and no header-picture/image embedded into
it. So, It would be better if we can compose the e-mail without any
picture-header on it.
For the Lotus Notes user, we can do that by setting the Letterhead to PLAIN
TEXT.





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