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[PIKSI-L] Forward the not-for-forwarding message

From Ikhlasul Amal <amal @ somewhere.in.the.world>
Date Thu, 16 Aug 2001 13:30:46 +0700
Organization UPT Komputer Piksi, ITB

Ini ada kutipan humor tentang ajakan jangan gampang melakukan 'forward'
dan terjebak spam.

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amal

--------------------------------------------- kutipan (diedit) ------
Date:    Wed, 8 Aug 2001 00:01:55 -0500
From:    Les Pourciau <Pourciau @ somewhere.in.the.world>
Subject: Please read. This is very important!

NOW, EVERYONE READ THIS OUT LOUD !!! ( and please believe it )

"I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose my mailing lists
if I DON'T forward an e-mail.

I will NOT hear any music, see a taco dog, or see a cool pop-up
screen if I DO forward an e-mail.

Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money.

Victoria's Secret doesn't know anything about a gift certificate
they're supposed to send me.

Ford will not give me a 50% discount even if I have forwarded my
e-mail to more than 50 people.

I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons, or freebies from
Coca-Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, or anyone else if I send an
e-mail to 10 people who don't know who I am anyway.

I will NEVER see a pop-up window if I forward an email ... NEVER!!!!

My phone will not MYSTERIOUSLY ring after I forward an e-mail.

There is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking program, and I am not
STUPID enough to think that someone will send me $100 for forwarding
an e-mail to 10 or more people.

There is no kid with cancer through the Make a Wish program in
England collecting anything. He did when he was 7 yrs old.  He is
now cancer-free and 35 years old and DOESN'T WANT ANY MORE POST
CARDS, CALLING CARDS or GET WELL CARDS!

The government does not have a bill in congress called 901B (or
whatever they named it this week) that if passed will enable them to
charge us 5 cents for every sent e-mail.

There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving, colorful flower,
character, or program I will receive immediately after I forward an
e-mail. People are just trying to talk me into doing it to make me
look like a fool.

The American Red Cross will NOT donate 50 cents to a certain
individual dying of some never heard of before disease for every
e-mail address I send this to. The American Red Cross RECEIVES
donations, they don't donate!

Now, repeat this 4 times to yourself until you've memorized it and
then send it along to at least 5 of your friends before the next
full moon or you will surely be constipated for the next 3 months
and all of your hair will fall out!!!

N O T ! ! !

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