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| From | fauziah <fauherklots @ somewhere.in.the.world> |
| Date | Mon, 20 May 2002 08:12:36 -0700 (PDT) |
> > ORIGINAL QUOTE > > If you love someone, Set her free... > If she comes back, she's yours, > If she doesn't, it was never meant to be.... > > THE NEW VERSIONS... > > > Pessimist: If you > love someone, Set her free ... > If she ever comes back, she's yours, > If she doesn't, as expected, she never was. > Whatever gave you the idea that she would anyway? > > > Optimist: > If you love someone, Set her free ... > Don't worry, she'll come back. > > > Suspicious: If you > love someone, Set her free ... > If she ever comes back, ask her why. > > > > Impatient: If > you love someone, Set her free ... > If she doesn't come back within a week forget it. > > > > Patient: > If you love someone, Set her free ... > If she doesn't come back put your life on hold and sit and wait. > > > > Playful: If you > love someone, Set her free ... > If she comes back, and if you love her still, > set her free again, repeat* > > > The > Human Ecologist: > If you love someone, Set her free, > In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!! > > > > Lawyers: If > you love someone, Set her free, > Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a - 1 in the second amendment > of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that... > > > > Bill Gates : > If you love someone, Set her free, > If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees > and tell > her that she's also going to get an upgrade. > > > > Biologist : If you > love someone, Set her free, She'll evolve. > > > > Statisticians : If you > love someone, Set her free, > If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is > high. > If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway. > > > > Schwarzenegger's fans: > If you love someone, Set her free, > SHE'LL BE BACK! > > > > Over possessive person: > If you love someone, > don't set her free. > > > Now > here are some additions to those: > > The FBI agent: > If you love someone, set her free. > Then put bug on her phone and surveillance cameras in her house. > > > The > Pathetic: > If you love someone, set her free. > Who wants to be stuck with a loser like you anyway? > > > The > Lawyer: > If you love someone, set her free. > Then sue her for emotional distress. > > > The > Psycho: > If you love someone, set her free. > If she doesn't come back shoot her. > > > The > Creepy Sociopath: > If you love someone, stalk her. > > The geeky programmer: > IF you > love someone > THEN set her > free > ENDIF DO > UNTIL she comes back > wait > ENDDO And > lastly... > THE > ELMER: > If you love someone, set her free. > Then call her after a couple of years. 2 > > > ________________________________________________________ > Outgrown your current e-mail service? > Get a 25MB Inbox, POP3 Access, No Ads and No Taglines with LYCOS MAIL PLUS. > http://login.mail.lycos.com/brandPage.shtml?pageId=plus > __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? LAUNCH - Your Yahoo! Music Experience http://launch.yahoo.com ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ---------------------~--> Take the Yahoo! Groups survey for a chance to win $1,000. Your opinion is very important to us! http://us.click.yahoo.com/NOFBfD/uAJEAA/Ey.GAA/IYOolB/TM ---------------------------------------------------------------------~-> ---------- Piksi-L @ somewhere.in.the.world merupakan 'mailing-list' alumni asisten Piksi, ITB, Indonesia. Opini yang disampaikan di forum ini merupakan pendapat/sikap pribadi, kecuali secara eksplisit dinyatakan lain, dan *sama sekali* tidak berkaitan dengan kelembagaan Piksi ITB secara formal. Untuk berhenti, kirim email ke piksi-l-unsubscribe @ somewhere.in.the.world Pengelola Piksi-L: piksi-l-owner @ somewhere.in.the.world Informasi Piksi-L: http://www.yahoogroups.com/group/piksi-l Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
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