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[PIKSI-L] Brainbench Joke

From Iman Firman Firdaus <iffirdaus @ somewhere.in.the.world>
Date Sat, 18 Jan 2003 04:15:44 -0800

A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. 

While he was there another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper,
"I'll have a C monkey please."

The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop, and took
out a monkey. He fit a collar and leash and handed it to the customer,
saying, "That'll be $5000." 

The customer paid and walked out with his monkey. Startled, the tourist went
over to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a very expensive monkey - most of
them are only a few hundred dollars. Why did it cost so much?" 

The shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that monkey can program in C - very fast,
tight code, no bugs, well worth the money." 

The tourist looked at the monkey in another cage. "That one's even more
expensive - $10,000! What does it do?" "Oh, that one's a C++ monkey; it can
manage object-oriented programming, Visual C++, even some Java. All the
really useful stuff," said the shopkeeper. 

The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in a
cage of its own. The price tag around its neck read $50,000. 

He gasped to the shopkeeper, "That one costs more than all the others put
together! What on earth does it do?" 

The shopkeeper replied, "Well, I haven't actually seen it do anything, but
it says it's a consultant."

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