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| From | fauziah <fauherklots @ somewhere.in.the.world> |
| Date | Tue, 26 Nov 2002 17:50:23 -0800 (PST) |
> > READ OUT LOUD > > Condi = Condoleezza Rice, US: National Security Advisor > > HU'S ON FIRST > HU'S ON FIRST > By James Sherman > > (We take you now to the Oval Office.) > > George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? > > Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. > > George: Great. Lay it on me. > > Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. > > George: That's what I want to know. > > Condi: That's what I'm telling you. > > George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? > > Condi: Yes. > > George: I mean the fellow's name. > > Condi: Hu. > > George: The guy in China. > > Condi: Hu. > > George: The new leader of China. > > Condi: Hu. > > George: The Chinaman! > > Condi: Hu is leading China. > > George: Now whaddya' asking me for? > > Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. > > George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? > > Condi: That's the man's name. > > George: That's who's name? > > Condi: Yes. > > George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader > of China? > > Condi: Yes, sir. > > George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the > Middle East. > > Condi: That's correct. > > George: Then who is in China? > > Condi: Yes, sir. > > George: Yassir is in China? > > Condi: No, sir. > > George: Then who is? > > Condi: Yes, sir. > > George: Yassir? > > Condi: No, sir. > > George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of > China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. > > Condi: Kofi? > > George: No, thanks. > > Condi: You want Kofi? > > George: No. > > Condi: You don't want Kofi. > > George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of > milk. And then get me the U.N. > > Condi: Yes, sir. > > George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. > > Condi: Kofi? > > George: Milk! Will you please make the call? > > Condi: And call who? > > George: Who is the guy at the U.N? > > Condi: Hu is the guy in China. > > George: Will you stay out of China?! > > Condi: Yes, sir. > > George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the > U.N. > > Condi: Kofi. > > George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the > phone. > > (Condi picks up the phone.) > > Condi: Rice, here. > > George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we > should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you > get Chinese food in the Middle East? > > > > > --------------------------------- > Do you Yahoo!? > Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now __________________________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ---------- Piksi-L @ somewhere.in.the.world merupakan 'mailing-list' alumni asisten Piksi, ITB, Indonesia. Opini yang disampaikan di forum ini merupakan pendapat/sikap pribadi, kecuali secara eksplisit dinyatakan lain, dan *sama sekali* tidak berkaitan dengan kelembagaan Piksi ITB secara formal. Untuk berhenti, kirim email ke piksi-l-unsubscribe @ somewhere.in.the.world Pengelola Piksi-L: piksi-l-owner @ somewhere.in.the.world Informasi Piksi-L: http://www.yahoogroups.com/group/piksi-l Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
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