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| From | "Ikhlasul Amal" <amal @ somewhere.in.the.world> |
| Date | Mon, 6 Nov 2000 15:52:43 +0000 |
| Organization | Kampung Angin Berdesir |
On Sat, Nov 04, 2000 at 08:16:43AM +0700, irfan wrote (probably edited): % % Dear God, % Help me log on without fretting % guide me as i am interneting % bless my downloading and uploading % keep my browser from exploding [...] ---end quoted text--- God replies (with 'Re:' prefix): How can I bless you, while... - your softwares are all illegal - your operating system has red devil logo (FreeBSD? :) - your programming language has too much punctuations (Perl?) - your database is corrupt, unrecoverable, and does not have referential integrity - your browser's cache is full of Pamella Anderson's JPEG - your sniff IP packet - your port 80 (http) is vulnerable security attack - your emails always spread spam, hate, and lie - you chmod your files '666' (anti-christ) - your daemon job is email /tmp/* to random email-address - your favourite utility is PasswordThief - your last 'little' mistake was running # rm -fr / with supervisor privilege ... and mostly worst ... - your idol has initial WHG III and live in Seattle -- amal amal @ somewhere.in.the.world ----------------------- Saya tidak percaya adanya skenario besar, skenario sedang-sedang saja, atau skenario kecil-kecilan dalam politik -- Amien Rais -------------------------- eGroups Sponsor -------------------------~-~> eGroups eLerts It's Easy. It's Fun. Best of All, it's Free! http://click.egroups.com/1/9698/2/_/48885/_/973500371/ ---------------------------------------------------------------------_-> Piksi-L merupakan mailing-list alumni asisten Piksi. Opini yang disampaikan di forum ini *sama sekali* tidak berkaitan dengan kelembagaan Piksi secara formal. Berhenti: piksi-l-unsubscribe @ somewhere.in.the.world
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